Today's Daily Joke

Divorcing After 45 Years:

An elderly man calls his son and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Dad immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get
there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do one damn thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

"Okay," he says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and
paying for their own air fares ... Now what do we do for Christmas?"