Today's Daily Joke

The Differences Between Bosses and Employees:



When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.



When you don't do it, you're lazy. 

When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 



When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.



When doing something without being told, you're overstepping 
your authority.

When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.



When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. 

When your boss does it, he's being firm. 



When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. 



When you please your boss, you're brown-nosing. 

When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative.



When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. 

When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. 



When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a 
drunken bum. 

When your boss does the same, he appreciates women. 



When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. 

When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.



When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. 

When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's 
overworked.

When you ask a question at a meeting you're not being a team player.
When you're boss tells you have it is at a meeting he is being a team leader.