Can You Spell That Ma'am:
A traffic policeman in Brooklyn recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.
He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter from Columbia where she is currently residing in Schenectady."
As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."