Today's Joke

Letter To FAA

:

Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, 
and at the same time getting our airline industry 
back on its feet. 


Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed 
to look at naked women we should replace all of 
our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for 
fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, 
every businessman in this country would start 
flying again in the hopes of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings, and the airline 
industry would have record sales.


Now, why didn't Congress think of that?



Sincerely,


Bill Clinton