Letter To FAA :
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry
back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed
to look at naked women we should replace all of
our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course,
every businessman in this country would start
flying again in the hopes of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings, and the airline
industry would have record sales.
Now, why didn't Congress think of that?