September 13, 2009

New Joks of the Day

Old and Lonely:

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed 
a pet to keep her company.
So off to the pet shop she went.

She searched and searched but nothing seemed to catch her  interest, except this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar the frog was in, she looked and 
he winked at her.

The frog whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me and you wont be sorry." 

The old lady figured, what the heck, she hadn't found anything else she wanted for a pet.

She bought the frog and put him in the car.

While driving down the road the frog whispered to her "Kiss me and you wont be sorry."

So the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog. 

Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous sexy young handsome prince. 

The prince then kissed the old lady back, and guess what the old lady turned into????

Well come on guess.

She turned into the nearest motel because she's old and lonely not dead!

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