September 29, 2009

New Joks of the Day

The Old Doctor:

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out in the countryside there was no electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old boy.
The doctor instructed the little boy to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The boy did so.
The mother pushed; and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
The little boy responded, "Spank his ass again. He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place."

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