Rich But Stupid:
There was this rich blonde girl, who went to the nearest Mercedes showroom with her father’s credit card, and came out with the latest model.
Half an hour later she was back at the showroom, claiming that the car they sold her was terrible, that she was disappointed a brand-new Mercedes Benz would get a fault in the gearbox 15 minutes after driving it.
The management apologized and gave her a new car.
Again, after half an hour she came back.
The management offered her another new car, but sent along one of their engineers to see if he could figure out what the problem was.
She put in the first gear... sped up... put in second... third... fourth... fifth....
“And now,” she said, “for the rocket,” and threw it in reverse.