April 6, 2010

Today's Daily Joke

School Children Are Quick:

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 
MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? 

FRANK: Because of the sign. 

TEACHER: What sign? 

FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 


TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 


TEACHER: What are you talking about? 

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have to day that we didn't have ten years ago. 


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 

MILLIE: I  is... 

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."     

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted to doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIE: Because George still had the ax in his hand.  

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 

CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

HAROLD: A teacher.

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