Be Careful What You Ask:
A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said
to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're
loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge
picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"
The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel
like it was my birthday and Aunt Doreen was here!"