You Must Go:
President George Bush calls Condolence Rice into his office and says, “The situation in the Sudan is worsening, women and children are starving. I need you to go there tomorrow and tell me first hand how bad it is.”
She says, “I don’t want to go to that hell hole.”
President Bush says, “Ok but you know what you have to do.”
So Connie gets down and starts sucking George’s throbbing penis, when she says, “Your dick tastes like shit.”
The President says, “Yeah Colin Powell didn’t want to go either.
Oh what the hell we’ll send Dick Cheney.”