The Daily Joke

A Doctor Visit:

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.
After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor. "10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately. "10...9...8...7...6..."