June 5, 2009

The Daily Joke

One Room:

The teacher in a one-room schoolhouse comes in one morning to find a nice apple on her desk with a note that read, "TOT."
Knowing she had some not-so-nice pranksters in her class, she cautiously asked, "Can someone explain "TOT" to me?"
Little Suzy in the front row raised her hand and explained, "It means - To Our Teacher."
So that was OK.
The next morning, she comes in and there was a bigger, prettier apple on her desk with another note that read, "TOTWL" written on it.
Less worried she asks, "Who can explain this note?"
Little Billy waved his hand frantically in the front row. "That means - To Our Teacher with Love."
So that was okay.
The very next morning, she comes in and there's this great big watermelon on her desk with a note that read, "FUCK" on it in big red letters.
Taken back and in shock, she blurts out, "Who can explain this?"
A little black boy in the back row raises his hand and explains, that means, “From Us Colored Kids.”

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