The Daily Joke

If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers:



Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. 



Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. 



Q: How is dew formed? 

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.



Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? 

A: Keep it in the cow. 



Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? 

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. 



Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. 



Q: What happens to your body as you age? 

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.



Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? 

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.



Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.   



Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.



Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.



Q: What does "varicose" mean?

A: Nearby. (I do love this one...) 



Q:  Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome. 



Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.