Little Boy or a Little Shit:
A dumb ass little boy is walking down a narrow path in the woods on his way to his Grandma’s house when he sees a pile of shit in his path.
He stops, walks around it a few times, looks hard and says. “This looks like a pile of shit!”
Not being totally convinced, he bends down, sticks his face almost right into it and says, “Yep, it smells like shit to.”
Still he is not convinced, so he drops his pants, sticks his middle finger up his ass, and compares the color. He says, “The color is the same, it looks like shit.”
He then decides to take his clean index finger and taste the substance in the pile.
He says, “It tastes like shit to.”
He ponders for a few moments and says, “YEP, there is no doubt about it, this is a pile of shit !!”
Stepping over it and continuing on his way, he stops, looks back and says,
“It’s a good thing I didn’t step in it, Grandma would have been so mad.”