October 24, 2009

The New Joks of the Day

School Answering Machine:

A funny but TRUE Story
No wonder some people were offended. 
This is the message the Pacific Palisades High School in California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. 

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their childrens absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their childrens failing grades changed to passing grades though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school:

"Hello!  You have reached the automatic answering service of your school. 
In order to assist you in connecting the right staff person, please listen to all your options before making a selection.

To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

To complain about what we do - Press 3

To swear at staff members - Press 4

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

To request another teacher for the third time this year - Press 8

To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort ...
...  hang up and have a nice day!

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