October 30, 2009

The New Joks of the Day


Mommy walked into the bathroom one day and found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste. 

"What the hell do you think you're doing, young man?!" she exclaimed. 

"Don't try to stop me!" Johnny warned. "I'm gonna do this three times a day, because there's no way I'm gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sister's."

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