October 20, 2009

The New Joks of the Day

Life’s Secret:

An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him.
"Sir, what is the secret of your long life?" 

The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 PM I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."

The reporter replied, "That's ALL?"

The man smiled, "That, and canceling my voyage on the Titanic."

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