Funny Joke of the Day

You Have To Wait:

This couple meet in a bar.
They really hit it off so they go back to her place to have wild passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a big smug look on his face and says, "I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had." 

"What makes you say that?" the woman inquires.

"Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toes curl up," he replies.

"Oh," says the woman, "That was just because most men wait to I take off my pantyhose first."