European Train Ride:
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a Frenchman, an American, a British old lady, and a beautiful young Scandinavian blond.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blond in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blond thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the Frenchman again.