An ugly blonde with a fantastic body walks into a bar and asks for a Budweiser. She drinks four or five straight down and gets so drunk she passes out and falls off her bar stool.
Only the bartender and a couple of guys are in the bar, they pick her, bend her over the pool table and have their way with her.
Next two days she comes in, drinks her beer, gets drunk, passes out, and is bent over the pool table.
Next night she comes in and the bartender puts a Bud on the bar in front of her.
She says, "No thanks, Bud Beers make my pussy hurt."
Moral of Story: Men will fuck an ugly woman if they have a great body. Drunken men will fuck anything!