Quotes about Beer:
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
** Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
** Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
** Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to
** W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
** Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
** Stephen Wright
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
** Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine does not go nearly as well with pizza.
** Dave Barry