August 10, 2009

Funny Joke of the Day

Want Too Play A Game:

A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. 

The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. 

The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep. 

The Programmer persists and explains that it's a real easy game. He explains, "I ask a question and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5. Then you ask a question and if I don't know the answer I'll pay you $5." 

Again the Engineer politely declines and tries to sleep. 

The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "O.K., if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don't know the answer I pay you $50!" 

Now, that got the Engineer's attention, so he agrees to the game.

The Programmer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

Then Engineer doesn't say a word and just hands the Programmer $5.

Now, its the Engineer's turn.
He asks the Programmer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?" 

The Programmer looks at him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references and after about an hour wakes the Engineer and hands the Engineer $50.
The Engineer politely takes the $50 turns away and tries to return to sleep. 

The Programmer, a little miffed, asks, "Well what's the answer to the question?" 

Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the Programmer, smiles turns away and goes back to sleep.

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