The Runner :
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
and gusty day she was is in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
hears her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God!" she yells to her lover. "Hurry! Grab your clothes
out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window!" comes the strangled reply from
sheets "It's pouring rain out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" She
got a very quick and nasty temper, and a very large gun! The rain is the
least of your
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, tucks his clothes beneath
his arm and
jumps out the window!
As he begins running down the street in the pouring rain, he
discovers that he has run right into the middle of the town's
So he starts running along side the others, about 300 of
naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he unsuccessfully
best to "blend in.
After a little while, a small group of runners who have been
with some curiosity, jog closer.
"Do you always run in the
nude?" one asks.
"Oh yes" he replies, gasping. It feels so wonderfully free
having the air
blow over all your skin while you're running."
Another runner moves alongside.
"Do you always run carrying
under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" he answers breathlessly.
"That way I can get
right at the end of the run and get into my car and go home!"
A third runner casts his eyes a little lower and queries, "Do
wear a condom when you run?"
"Only if it's raining!" says the runner.