A guy married a woman but had problems.
Unfortunately, his penis was too small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his penis.
For seven year's he had been using a big fat pickle.
One night his wife suspected that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly threw off the covers and turned on the lights!
The wife said, "What the hell is that you are using, a pickle inside me?
I am shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you worthless piece of shit."
So the husband said, "Shut the hell up you bitch! It's been seven years and I never asked you where the those damn bastard 4 kids came from!"