August 11, 2009

Funny Joke of the Day

Eating Out:

An Italian guy and a Jewish guy went out to dinner one night.
They went to a very expensive restaurant, they were there for a couple of hours, talking and carrying on.
Finally, the waiter came over and asked, "Who should I give the check to?"
The Italian guy said, "Give it to me. I'll take care of everything."
"Fine," said the waiter.
The next day the headlines read: "Jewish Ventriloquist Strangled to Death."

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